Oi! Vey!

First I apologize if I have misspelled.  I have a funny Joseph to share.
Tuesday the boys stay after school for reading tutoring.  I pick them up at 3:45 and have to get them to SABA for 4:00 tap class.  They put their shoes on in the car on the way.  Joseph was the first into the car this week. "How was your day? Great. Get a drink and get your shoes on."      "Here's this mom. I've got this. Where's my drink. Can you get my shoes.  Oh here they are.  Can you take the knot out?"       "Oi Vey! Joseph, slow down."
"E-bay Mom, I can't." 
HA! Now that's funny right there.