Question..... What does it mean when.....First day of school a bird poos on your notebook laying on the hood of your truck? Second day of school you get a phone call at 8:30a to pick up son who has pooed his pants. Third day of school your DOG poos in your expedition on the way home from the vet?!? I need to know. OH! And all this happens just days after splitting your pants and parading around infront of 16,000 women!